Lies

Lies, are when people say something that sounds true for them, but in reality, it's false. Sometimes it's hard to see or it's literally up your eyes.

Origin

Lies, are in fact, here since the prehistoric age. And as of today, it's still used, whether in politics, in serious subjects, memes, silkposts, or even about your wife (imaginary one, that's the plot).

Tutorial

It depends if you are really lying, or making a stupid lie "for the funnies". For legal reasons, I will teach you how to lie (and be funny).

First, have a thought. Anything, from the Bee Movie script to the "your mom" joke. Then, start typing without thinking. You'd get something like I sexed your mother. Which is a lie because you're a virgin. At this point, if you believe it's a lie, press the ENTER key. But it's not done yet.

If they reply WHAT or something like it, you've failed. They know it's a lie, and it's more suprising than funny. However, if they reply LMAOO or something, congrats, they think it's false because it's real meanwhile it's false! Therefore, you lied, and it was funny, because it wasn't funny.

Recognise

To recognise lies, it's pretty easy, first : "I've never lied of my life."
WRONG!! You did it right now. That is how you recognise your first lie. Yay!